Europe has become Bolivarian

Published
07/15/2022 18:58

Inflation is that phenomenon that suddenly makes a liter of gasoline worth like one of Ribera del Duero, that the actors of Stranger Things who are supposedly of school age now they are 38 years old and that a Leeds winger that Maldini did not know two weeks ago cost Barça 65 million. The situation in Europe is chaotic: there is hyperinflation, the euro is rock bottom and gasoline is being subsidized and checks are being issued for purchases. Come on, if Hugo Chavez were alive he would shout “Long live Europe, damn it!”

The Spanish government has reacted late because politics works like NASA telescopes that show you live images of the universe but with several months of ‘delay’. The televisions have already activated the crisis mode: “This summer less beach bar and more Tupperware”, “Dumpster diving, the new fashion of looking in the garbage that is sweeping young people” or “If you dine out, dine with Villarejo who always pays”, are examples of headlines from this week.

The audios of the commissioner with Ferreras continue to sting in Can who blames the second for orchestrating a campaign to divert Pablo Iglesias’ career from Prime Minister to podcast host. The legend of the former police officer continues. It is believed that there are more recorded hours of Villarejo’s voice than of Siri and Alexa combined. Villarejo hired Lee Harvey Oswald, Villarejo introduced John Lennon and Yoko Ono, Villarejo spread the rumor that he had ‘moved’ on the wall in Berlin in 1989. Villarejo is behind it all. Now, when they call you from Jazztel they notify you that the call can be recorded by Commissioner Villarejo. He is a kind of Thanos who is in charge of correctly balancing the balance of the universe from the shadows.

This week on Twitter there has been talk of inflation, of the inflation of temperatures, of the audios, of the Motomami tour and we have even had a cross between the PP and Jorge Javier.