TAYLOR: let’s address bennifer’s divorce.
ALEX: I think we all knew they were going to break up before they did.
TAYLOR: They’re like Ross and Rachel. They are meant to be together. I predict a Bennifer reunion in 2025.
ALEX: But now the question is what Bennifer? The tabloids must stop Will they-won’t they do this? plot between Ben Affleck and his other ex, Jennifer Garner.
MELISSA: I let out a very audible sigh when I saw Ben and Jen Garner’s Thanksgiving Photosaccompanied by headlines that provoke another Bennifer. We have done it once, twice…three times if we count López and Garner. Let’s leave Bennifer, in any form, in 2024.
TAYLOR: While we’re on the subject of deeply speculative stories, perhaps we should discuss Kate Middleton’s drama.
MELISSA: All the speculation was repulsive from the beginning. As soon as the, frankly, ridiculous conspiracy theories started to emerge, I thought: This is not going to end well. And it didn’t end well.
ALEX: It was a bad time for the Internet. People were not their best selves, which leads me to a very confusing situation. Finish with us situation. Blake Lively’s legal complaint against her co-star Justin Baldoni (and others involved in the film) was a real plot twist. And a reminder that Hollywood is not a fun place to be a woman.
TAYLOR: Of course, we can’t talk about celebrities in 2024 without talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Technically, they started dating in 2023, but it seemed like their big historic moment was February. when Taylor flew from Japan to Las Vegas to attend the Super Bowl. It was like a Hallmark romantic comedy: kissing him in the field and declare that “jet lag is a choice”? Never forget it.
MELISSA: I wish you the best. Now that the Eras Tour is over, Everyone is wondering what’s next for Taylor. – My bet is that they commit. Which, I know, isn’t exactly a good take.
TAYLOR: Another thing that’s not very good? I wish I could delete Katy Perry’s album. of my brain. I know you have thoughts about that, Melissa.
MELISSA: How much space do we have? I was one of the first fans of Katy Perry, also known as KatyCat, and I believed KP6 (either, 143) would be his return. That is, until she wore the most baffling outfit of the year: a fake 3D butterfly tattoo and a thong-exposing lace-up skirt – which was followed by months of equally catastrophic looks (see: “the dress equivalent of a fanny pack” and a dress with “Nasty Sweaty Club Rat Vibes“). Add to that the decision to work with Dr. Luke and all The reaction of the “Women’s World” – and it was no surprise that he had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad album release day. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such disastrous headlines..
ALEX: His album was basically the lady web of music this year. Fortunately, other pop albums that were actually listenable and successful buried Perry’s.
TAYLOR: I assume you’re talking about the Charli XCX and Sabrina Carpenter ones? He Pop girls really saved the summer..
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